Since you’ve been in a family way, you’ve come to realize two things about children:
A) They are always sticky (Even when there’s no jam around!) and
B) they are in constant need of something — food, clothes, toys, furniture, karate classes, a flute for band practice, a puppy, a ride to school, a birthday party bounce house, your undivided attention, all of which usually results in sleep depravation — and that something seems to change on a daily basis.
To help, here’s an indispensable index of stores, services, lessons and locales guaranteed to please the pint-sized people in your life.